tumblr can flag my 5 year old selfies as explicit content but i still get multiple new porn bot followers every day huh

fairycosmos:

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

michaelsuperfuck:

janondorf

lana-del-raesthetic:

sweetwhitemage:

anime:

anime:

why do anime girls from the 80s and 90s look so much better than anime girls today

okay but seriously when did this

become hotter than this

Pedophiles

you’re fuckin right

me:  hey mom wanna go shopping w me today
mom:   of course :)
my mom, half an hour later:  turns out i cant go shopping i have to pick up your dad from the emergency room
me: ?>????? / w

mysticalcoffeequeen:

lovelylarayyy:

Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave

*clocks out exactly at 5*

BOSS:

Originally posted by mogifire

beyoncescock:

ID DIE

straightboyfriend:

mike’s hard bubble tea

i finally found some makeup wipes that don’t irritate my skin and im so.. content

ferretteeth:

i wanted to share maybe the funniest thing ive ever read with you guys

today is…. a very… off day

ciriofcintras:

“i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!”

literally all of the posts that tumblr flagged for review on my blog are selfies lmao